You got some big testicles to pull this off bro, because we see this dude every day.

I knew something was wrong when a little pretty white girl ran into a black man’s arms. Somethin is wrong here. Dead giveaway. DEAD GIVEAWAY. She’s either homeless or got problems. Thats the only reason why she run to a black man

CLEVELANDCleveland police said missing teens Amanda Berry, Gina DeJesus and a third woman were found in a west side house on Monday. Hundreds of people gathered in the streets near 2207 Seymour Avenue in Cleveland, where the women were discovered. Cleveland police said Berry, DeJesus and Michelle Knight are alive, talking and appear to be OK. “I heard screaming… And I see this girl going nuts trying to get outside,” said Charles Ramsey, a neighbor who found the women. “I go on the porch and she said ‘Help me get out. I’ve been here a long time.’ I figure it was domestic violence dispute.” “She comes out with a little girl and says ‘Call 911, my name is Amanda Berry’… When she told me, it didn’t register.” He said he made the call and gave Berry the phone. When police arrived, officers asked him if he knew who he rescued. A witness who spoke Spanish told NewsChannel5′s Stephanie Ramirez that he helped break down the door. He said there was a child who was about 4 or 5 years old with Berry, as well as other children inside the house. He said he recognized Berry from posters. Officers have a suspect in custody. There will be a media briefing Tuesday morning.

This is going viral right now. Will be autotuned by lunchtime tomorrow. Its actually a pretty horrible story about the 3 girls but the last line of the interview makes it.