YouTube – Did you know basketball is the world’s most popular indoor sport? It’s also my favorite sport. And you can learn from me so you can have fun too. Here are some basic tips for playing hoops – from one kid helping others. By the way, I’m blessed I had the chance to learn from and play with some great people. So special thanks to my great coaches, including Coach Gary, and to my great teammates, such as the Purple Cobras, and of course, to all our parents for supporting us.

So let me get this straight.  You look.  Then you shoot.  Then you score?  In that order?  Do I have it down?  Thanks Coach Noah!  Fucking Phil Jackson move over!  Hey do me a favor pal and get the fuck off the court.  Seriously have you ever met a cockier piece of shit in your life?  Real impressive knocking down 10 foot jumpers on that 6 foot hoop padding your stats with your little sister guarding you.  Maybe if the bitch played some defense you wouldn’t get such easy looks?   Let me D up on you and let’s see if that sweet two-handed layup doesn’t end up in the neighbor’s pool.  Won’t be talking about B.E.E.F. when I swat the fucking air out the ball will you?  What a clown.  Couldn’t help but notice that you didn’t mention anything about defense?  I mean it doesn’t surprise me coming from a shoot-first point guard with a get-mine mentality.  I know you got that monster 5 inch vertical but you might want to work some D into your gameplan.  Because you won’t be smiling and having fun when I post your midget ass up and slam on that motherfucker with my nuts dangling on your fucking forehead.  Probably pull the fucking backboard down on your head and just stand over you flexing.  I’m gonna look and shoot and fucking dunk the ball in your fucking mouth.

-Thanks Heller for the video