Colby Burnett Completes His Jeopardy: Tournament of Champions Conquest Tonight
Tonight is the Tournament of Champions Finals and I’m not sure theres ever been a less meaningful finale. Because there is absolutely zero chance Colby Burnett doesn’t win. Its just a matter of determining his margin of victory. Nowadays its trendy to blog about Colby and his Jeopardy swag. Deadspin and Bro Bible and The Big Lead and everyone else jumped on the Colby bandwagon during the Tournament of Champs. But if you’re down with the Stool you’ve been down with Colby since day 1. We’ve talked to his students. We watched him lose weight. Team Colby started here. And tonight when he takes his place alongside the other Jeopardy legends, I’ll be right there with him. Trying to answer more than 5 questions correctly, as per El Presidente’s Jeopardy Standard.
Wasn’t too sure about this guy but the DX “suck-it” was an absolute game changer. Arguably the best Jeopardy moment of all time.
Loved him during the preliminary rounds, but his act has worn old.
You sure this isn’t Wheel of Fortune?
Last night he got final jeopardy on a guess, no contest unless the dude on the other end answers every single question right tonight
I live in Oklahoma, they show Jeopardy! at 4:30 in the afternoon here. It’s totally fucked just like everything else out here, can’t wait to get the fuck outta this hell hole.
no chance these artichokes beat colby
He’s got a meme: https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQeQMr-GyLiwmAHyuNmxX2Mmgb2R64Zj_GSW2RfBCTqcVY7nrmx
I’ll be shocked if he wins by less than 20k
Roger Craig crushes him
I watched jeopardy for the first time last weekend. I was pretty fucked up on painkillers and had a great time missing every single question. Looking forward to doing it again soon
Radio isn’t so retarded after all
killed it again
I watched it last Friday b/c it was recorded for my girlfriend’s kid. Next day I amazed everyone by knowing virtually every answer. Sneaky but it’s hard to impress teenagers that are making straight A’s in every fucking AP class they take unless you just dominate them at everything.