You, cookie showing. And, me, hunger growing. Lets get skim milk flowing, we’ll start this snack going baby! Hey me just met you! And this is crazy! But you got cookies! So share it maybe!

Hey Cookie Monster bro, why the fuck would anyone share their cookies with you? When was the last time you shared your cookies? Your name isn’t Cookie Sharer. You’re a fucking monster. Last person I’d ever share cookies with is a dude who’s whole shtick is eating all the fucking cookies.