Cookie Monster Covers Call Me Maybe
You, cookie showing. And, me, hunger growing. Lets get skim milk flowing, we’ll start this snack going baby! Hey me just met you! And this is crazy! But you got cookies! So share it maybe!
Hey Cookie Monster bro, why the fuck would anyone share their cookies with you? When was the last time you shared your cookies? Your name isn’t Cookie Sharer. You’re a fucking monster. Last person I’d ever share cookies with is a dude who’s whole shtick is eating all the fucking cookies.

Addiction is an ugly beast
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Kenny you’re wrong – Ive got a 14 month old and this is dead on…Cookie Monster is a cocksucker
Skim milk? I never would have guessed the cookie monster liked it up the ass.
Fair enough