GothamistA man who was sleeping at a synagogue and outreach center for troubled youth in Crown Heights was beaten by police Monday night after he resisted obtained surveillance video from the center’s rec room, where the homeless man, Ehud H. Halevi, was awakened by police on the night of October 8th. Halevi insisted that he had permission to stay at the center, but he says officers refused to let him prove it, and video shows an officer beating Halevi when he tries to resist arrest.  Multiple sources tell that Halevi did in fact have permission to stay there—and that he had been sleeping at ALIYA (Alternative Learning Institute for Young Adults) for a month. However, it appears that a volunteer security guard was not apprised of this arrangement, and called police when he found a shirtless Halevi asleep in the lounge. The security guard, Zlamy Trappler, 24, can be seen arguing with Halevi at the 30 second mark. He now tells the Daily News, “I regret making the call. I should have let him sleep. It spiraled out of control.”

You know what sucks? A week ago this video would have been money. A week ago this right cross

would have been considered an earth shattering hit to this homeless dude with the Jew fro. But along came the Cleveland Bus Driver Uppercut and now things will never be the same. Now the bar has been raised so high for youtube fight videos that I just don’t think the world will ever be the same. That uppercut was like Vince Carter’s dunk contest in 2001. The event should have just been retired after that performance. Nothing will ever top that. I feel like next time black people are recording a fight they should just wait for a male on female uppercut and if it never happens they shouldn’t even bother sending it to World Star Hip Hop.

Same thing with this Jew squatter. Yea I mean I guess the cops roughed this guy up pretty good. Just wailed on his face and called for backup until like 30 pigs were beating the shit out of him for no reason. But I just don’t even feel bad for this dude because he didn’t even get uppercutted. Sorry dude. I’ve just been spoiled the internet. Whether its the kinky shit I see on You Jizz or a Cleveland Bus Driver decapitating a teenage girl, my expectations in life have just been completely are now completely unreasonable because of the internet.

Encore! Encore!