FoxThe Fishers Police Department has closed their investigation into a case involving two young deaf students having sexual intercourse on a school bus.  Police said the 13-year-old boy and 8-year-old girl were students at the Indiana School for the Deaf. A video camera on the Noblesville school bus captured the February 1 incident on tape, which police said was consensual sex.  Other students and two adults, the driver and a bus aide, were on the bus at the time.  However, police said it was impossible for the adults to see what the students were doing due to the height of the bus seats, so they would not face criminal charges.  Police said the incident was very “unfortunate.”

Yikes. I can’t imagine anything more awkward than school bus sex between a couple of deaf 13 and 8 year olds. Maybe blind school bus sex between a 13 year old and an 8 year old. Obviously blind sex is like pin the tail on the donkey. All black and disoriented trying to put the P in the V. But deaf sex has gotta be pretty awkward too, no? I mean I rely a lot on my ears in the bedroom. There are good groans like “OK OK, I know what I’m doing here.” Those build confidence. They’re like the green light of sex noises – keep going. There are bad groans like “Dude take your fuckin thumb out of there, she clearly doesn’t like that.” The red light of sex noises – cut it out, this ain’t the internet. Without those noises its like trying to land a plane without air traffic controllers. Need someone to control the flow of things. I mean how am I supposed to know if she’s done faking her orgasm if I can’t even hear her? Deaf sex probably just goes on forever with nobody knowing what to do. Trying to communicate like that one American Gladiator chick Siren who used to just groan into the mic during interviews about the Eliminator.

PS – How hilarious do you think a bus full of  deaf kids going wild for the 2 kids fucking in the back would look? I mean when I was a kid we’d all start hootin and hollering and jumping around screaming if anybody did anything even remotely outrageous on the bus. If 2 kids were banging we’d probably go crazy like monkeys at the zoo. But I bet this was just like 30 kids going BANANAS with hand signals cheering on their deaf buddy laying the pipe.