Creepy Church Baby
Just wait until you start CCD kid. Then you’ll realize how much religion sucks.
I dare you to try to find a kid who likes church other than this little freak. Can’t do it. Because church sucks so bad. My most vivid memory of being a heathen and loathing church was when I was like 8 and I slipped the Host into my pocket at Communion. You know, it was early on a Sunday morning and I just didn’t feel like eating a piece of fucking cardboard. So I did a little dip-a-roo on the whole Communion thing and with a little slight of hand I dropped it into my pocket. I had gotten my First Communion like 2 weeks earlier and I was already fed up with the whole process.
Well give me an “A” for effort and an “F” for execution because your boy KFC left that shit in his pants pocket. Mama dukes was none too pleased when she went to do laundry and found that she almost ran the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ through a heavy duty wash cycle. Some kids leave candy or toys or rocks and stuff from outside in their pockets. KFC? The Flesh of Christ.

thats gotta be a old woman midget. no way this things a baby. but either way its one ugly thing
What a freakshow. This is how you know bad parents create and raise serial killers.
she’s just engulfed in the power and grace of the lord…what’s the big deal?
now bob that’s no way to talk…we can all have fun and still keep it Christian
this baby should go on america’s got talent!
BlackDude, with the power of christ behind her this baby would most certainly win…praise his name
Benjamin Button?
aaron67cuda you are heading to H-E-double hockey sticks with talk like that…praise his name
hmm someone is not reading his own intern’s links of the day…. fickelberg or w/e posted this shit yesterday
jackofspades says:
October 27, 2010 at 3:22 pm
BlackDude, with the power of christ behind her this baby would most certainly win…praise his name
COMMENT OF THE DAY..oh wait that is stoolLALA
stolen from my feitelbitch’s links of the day. tisk tisk.
On a related note, is there anything than worse than a super hot religious chick that babbles about God all the time? There aren’t many in the northeast but down south that’s all you see. It’s a cruel chick by the big man himself. Shit ain’t fair…
That’s not a baby, it’s an old man in a sun dress.
faith plus 1
Nice try, but that’s a deleted seen from The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Frankly, I don’t know why they didnt leave that scene in the movie.
seen = scene
And we call people of non-Christian religions ‘extremists’ and ‘fanatical’
Plenty of whacked Christians.
Don’t even come at me with that Catholic bullshit KFC. My parents made me go every Sunday to one of those crazy-ass churches like in the video where they sing these horrible songs forever and start dancing in the aisles and do really elaborate awful Easter plays and the whole shabang. Straight Pat Robertson shit. It’s horrible.
you crazy christians and your communion. I guess symbolic cannibalism is cool, but its not really my thing. And for those freaks who take everything in the bible literally, they actually think they are eating the body and blood of christ, that’s even more fucked up. Sounds like some medieval shit to me
God is for the birds.