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Speaking of bathrooms. Look at how this maniac was taking a shit. I sat down next to this guy and he didn’t budge an inch.
Clayton
Hilarious. The sideways shitter. There’s a lot of people in this world who I’d love to sit down with an pick their brain. But this guy may have just shot to the top of my list. Knocking down great philosophers and world leaders just so I could ask this guy why he sits sideways to poop.
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Where does his dick go?
Probably piss on the floor on the other side of his stall. I’m putting faith in humanity and saying there is an actual, logical reason to this insane posture.
man some people are fucking weird. probably wipes front to back also.
man some people are fucking weird. probably wipes back to front also.
walked in on a buddy of mine once who was passed out shitting backwards resting his head on the upper deck. WHO POOPS BACKWARDS?
Seen a guy shit facing backwards towards the wall
We have a guy who stands and faces the bowl to wipe. By the way, standing to wipe is weird.
lot of sandusky urban achievers in the comments today.
not knowing bougie or how to slater a toilet.
Guy is not pooping. he’s in there to look at porn on his phone or sext the girl in accounting.
Anyone here ever gotten a blumpkin? Serious question, always hear references about it but don’t know who’s actually had it happen to them.
buddy of mine told me there used to be a guy they would call Piss Wiper in his office. People would catch him all the time wiping up the piss under the urinal before he pissed in it. The sideways shitter has to be worse though – like a bunch of people said this just makes no sense. I understand backwards and drunk – guy has to shit and cant hold his head up anymore but this is just mind bottling. Numero Two – I burst out laughing on that. Fuck about 15 minutes left, getting the rumble…
Actually had a frat brother get a reverse blumpkin. You read that right, got a blowjob while his gf was taking a shit.
@surferhair…I think the Phili boys blumpkin each other. Lob that question over there.
must be an asian…their poop chutes are sideways.
surferhair – that is a boss’s way to shit, but only on home turf. Then you got the tank for laptop/magazine etc. Can’t pull that move in a public bathroom. Can’t do it.
The guy sitting down must have been weirded out when he heard the sound of a camera going off. Is it weirder that he is sitting like that, or that somebody whips out their cell phone after taking a shit and takes the picture of another man’s feet in the next stall?
Haha that’s hilarious. Obviously this guy thinks nothing is wrong with it or he would have taken the stall closest to the wall.
Butters shits backwards, it ain’t weird. That way you have a little table in front of you for playin.
probably blowing a line off the toilet paper dispenser
I poop Slater-style all the time. No shame in my poop game.
Nice shoes, love the little buckle thingies peter pan. Shitting in any direction is less odd than taking a picture in a men’s room that doesn’t confirm that you just left a world record banana boat in the bowl.
AC Slater poops backwards:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ac%20slater
Probably a fuckung filthy devil Jew just trying to take over the office bathroom die new fuck die
Probably a fuckung filthy devil Jew just trying to take over the office bathroom die jew fuck die
Probably a fuckung filthy devil Jew just trying to take over the office bathroom die jew fuck die
Probably a fuckung filthy devil Jew just trying to take over the office bathroom die jew fuck die
Probably a fuckung filthy devil Jew just trying to take over the office bathroom die jew fuck die
Probably a fuckung filthy devil Jew just trying to take over the office bathroom die jew fuck die
My mom used to work for a staffing agency. One day a company called to request a temp to stake out their men’s room. Why? Because some deranged employee was going in and pissing all over the walls/floor each day. The temp was told quietly observe the comings and goings and to inspect the facilities each time someone exited the door. It didn’t take more than a day or two for the person to be caught and fired. Can you imagine having that conversation with an employee? Christ.
Let me guess was a big nose jew. Or a black nigga
Let me guess was a big nose jew. Or a black nigga
They don’t have the full picture. I bet this guy was waiting to get “glory-holed” by the guy taking the picture. Can’t blame him for trying. ”There is no way I can picture that as a girl.” -Frank Reynolds
He can’t spare one square
Throw yourself down a well Tommy ten times..
he’s snorting drugs, guess he didnt have a key
Clayton has metro shoes. Girls love a well dressed man. I’m basing his looks on the quality of his shoes which probably means he’s an 8 out of 10. Good choice.
cube monkeys rejoice
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Amazing to me how that kid ^^ still doesn’t know how to use a mobile website
he thought he was at a rest stop and was waiting for someone else to tap his toes
Come on people – this guy isn’t sitting sideways, he is sitting normal with his left shoe off. Look at how close his feet are together, he would have to be a dwarf to have his legs/feet be that close together. Guy probably likes to go wide, got the shoe and pants leg off, would have taken both shoes off if there was a place to hang his pants.
he’s one of those freaks who write on the wall. gotta be it.
^^^let me add that the right shoe is where it is at because he doesn’t want his pants touching the disgusting bathroom floor – his right pants leg is resting on the shoe. This man is not a novice.