Nice save little man! Could do without the soccer theatrics though. Taking a dive and crying and all that shit. Be happy your old man couldn’t even score on his own son and get back out there.

PS – I fucking love the dad smirking after he picks him up. There’s no way I’m not gonna find it absolutely hysterical when I almost decapitate my kid with a soccer ball or something like that. Yea its your kid but its also just like a miniature version of your buddy and if he takes a ball off the face at 800 miles per hour I will be laughing. End of story.