Dad Teaching His Son How To Be Goalie
Nice save little man! Could do without the soccer theatrics though. Taking a dive and crying and all that shit. Be happy your old man couldn’t even score on his own son and get back out there.
PS – I fucking love the dad smirking after he picks him up. There’s no way I’m not gonna find it absolutely hysterical when I almost decapitate my kid with a soccer ball or something like that. Yea its your kid but its also just like a miniature version of your buddy and if he takes a ball off the face at 800 miles per hour I will be laughing. End of story.
well he has the running like a faggot part down
The dad is whispering like he planned the entire thing…I see USA’s next goalie
I really hate 99% of the parents out there in the world. This in keeping with my hating 99% of the people in the world. This guy is typical of most dads, they just want to prove to someone, anyone, that they could, once upon a time, do something involving sports. That kid is probably like 3 years old. And he’s fucking gassing a shot just to hot dog it for no reason whatsoever. I hope this guy gets a tropical virus that forces him to have both feet amputated. What a fucking douche bag.
Fake. No soccer ball bounces that much off a persons head…
Although I am eternally grateful to the internet and the present generation of those who upload and highlight their own stupidity giving my days of endless laughs, if I were that dad, that footage gets deleted before the kid gets picked up.
Wow rationalmind they must have hired a great child actor to fake that one. Clearly not a real soccer ball…
@edrooney Agree 100%. Guaranteed this douche was JV in high school and never played anything as prestigious as DIII baseball like that dude on BS Chicago. I honestly want to fight this fucking guy.
King Hardo
it was one of those fucking balls you buy at the grocery store that you walk around bouncing annoying the hell out of everyone. so that’s my first point….second point is this dad is a complete cocksucker…not for laughing, that part i get. more so for the fact that he is dribbling the ball like he’s fucking ronaldinho. bet he’s watched that part on replay for at least 6 hours straight.
I would put a hurting on his babies mama…
i’ve now watched it six times and it is for sure not a real soccer ball or that kid would have been decapitated. i also have watched that closet gay running 6 times and i am kind of in shock that his wife is still unaware
I actually thought the kid toughed it out pretty well, especially when you consider what a gigantic faggot the old man is.
This was Neil at 3 years old. The first of many balls to the face.
You’re all so stupid for actually thinking this is real
Is everyone really this stupid? It’s a fucking bouncy rubber ball made to resemble a soccer ball. There, I cracked the case. All of the Fake Police detectives please feel free to take the night off. Go home and see your families.
sorry cantgetthestinkout, i described it as “one of those fucking balls you buy at the grocery store” and not “a fucking bouncy rubber ball made to resemble a soccer ball”…i forgot the scientific name for it. thank you for cracking the case
Wasn’t referring to you, bro. I was talking about the people who think the video is fake because of the way the ball bounced. It absolutely blows my mind.
@cantgetthestinkout you suck. @herbie FTW !!!!
@TonyTwotoes
Yea because the only other option besides it being real is that they hired a child actor. fucking moron. You can edit that shit in iMovie. A real soccer ball doesn’t bounce like that and you couldn’t juggle a “bouncy” flimsy soccer ball.
anyone else hear that rooster about 9 seconds in?
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@rationalmind why you so butt hurt? Just admit you’re a knuckle dragger and move on.
so… hang on… is that ball real or fake? because it really matters.
You can’t juggle a bouncy ball twice? What do you have no legs. Pretty irrational to think that this video is fake.
since when did NYC barstool become FailBlog?
This is shit. I’m going to go read Chicago. Yeah. That’s how bad you guys are right now.
that is 100000% a fake bouncy soccer ball .. anyone who doesn’t realize this should repeat elementary school
Obviously the dad is a GREAT coach. There was no chance that ball was getting past the kid!
its a beach ball you fucks
Fucking amateur detectives breaking it down frame by frame like it’s the Zapruder film trying to determine whether it’s an official FIFA ball. Get the fuck outta here.