Instagram - Gotta love NYC…casual dead shark on the subway…#NYC

I thought I could confidently say I had already seen it all on the NYC Subway. I’ve seen a homeless woman’s vagina. I’ve seen people having sex. Rats and birds. There was that one guy selling fucking puppies out of a box. I’ve seen fights and brawls. Homeless vagrants peeing and shitting on the train. Almost every other week someone fucking dies on the subway, for Christ’s sake.

But a dead shark is a new one. That might top the list considering all the other shocking shit involves humans and animals that dwell on land. Now you’re in New Yooorrrrrkkkk, Concrete Jungle with shark carcasses on the subwaaayyyy! There’s nothing you can’t doooo!!