Whats with these cocky ass sign language people these days? It started with Mayor Bloomberg’s Sign Langauge Sensation Lydia Callis. Then we had that bro who looked like Don Flamenco signing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl.  And then just last night Feitelberg blogged that chick who looked like Morty Seinfeld signing at Menino’s blizzard press conference. All these fuckers think they’re the belle of the ball! The star of the show! Well guess what you deaf assholes, it ain’t all about you! Fuck you and the deaf horses you rode in on. Some people are trying to listen to Bloomberg to find out pertinent information after our city was decimated and nobody can take their eyes off the asshole who’s putting on a puppet show with her hands. I’m trying to time the National Anthem for the over/under and I’m losing count because this guy is doing his little deaf people dance the whole time. Does anybody in the city of Boston have any information on the impending blizzard of doom? Probably not because all they could focus on was the old broad up there signing like shes was a rockstar at some big old deaf concert.

I miss the good old days when deaf people just had to sit there and be idiots because they didn’t know whats going on because they don’t have ears or whatever. Like you realize what this means now, right? Deaf people basically control the fate of the world as we know it. If this blizzard annihilates the Northeast find the nearest deaf person because they are the ones with all the knowledge. They are the only ones that know what to do. Because every person with ears missed out on disaster protocol because they were to busy watching someone play fucking charades at every press conference.