TMZ - Dennis Rodman drunkenly barged into his ex-wife’s house last month early in the morning, attacked her, then insisted on taking her and their son out for breakfast … where he slammed 4-6 Jägermeister shots — this according to his ex-wife. Michelle Rodman has obtained a temporary restraining order against Dennis over the May 28th incident — but was back in court in Orange County, CA yesterday to make it permanent. Michelle took the stand, describing the events that took place — claiming Dennis had shown up to Michelle’s house wasted at 2:30AM, completely unannounced, and demanded to see his 11-year-old son. Michelle said Dennis attacked her when she refused, shoving her onto a bed, then took off — only to return hours later, still intoxicated, asking to take their son to breakfast. Michelle obliged … on the condition she came with. At breakfast, Michelle said Dennis got even more wasted — ordering 4-6 shots of Jägermeister … in front of the kid … and downing them all. She claimed Dennis then repeatedly made comments about her boyfriend, saying, “You’re f**king this white guy!” So far, it’s unclear if the judge will grant Michelle’s restraining order request — the hearing will continue this morning. Should be interesting … Dennis is expected to take the stand as well.

Welp, just when you think Mike Tyson, Prostitute Hunter is gonna make a move and try to snatch the “Craziest Professional Athlete In History” crown from Dennis Rodman, the Worm goes ahead and restablishes himself as the C.O.A.T – Craziest Of All Time. Whats that? Mike Tyson said hes a vegan because he fucked too many whores? Well I’m gonna go do Jagr shots with my 11 year old son while I rant about the white dude my ex wife is fucking. Winner, and still undisputed heavyweight champion of fucking crazy – Dennis fucking Rodman.