Derek Jeter and Mark Teixeira Handle Injuries the Exact Same Way Though
“I don’t talk about injuries,” Jeter said. “Either you play or you don’t. I’m playing, so it’s not an issue.”
“Well the pain originated in my calf, but then it spread to my pussy. I’m aiming for a 2016 return, but who knows? You can’t rush these things… SportsYapper!”
And herein lies the inherent difference between Derek Jeter and most other players in the league, Mark Teixeira included. What does Jeter do when he gets injured? Rubs some dirt on it, forgets when it even happened, and goes about his business. Then you have guys like Teixeira. We all have friends like Teixeira. Especially if you grew up around Jewish people like I did, Teixeira is that guy that details every tiny issue going on in his body. Comes into the room with a Power Point presentation diagraming the injury’s progression. “Ugh I woke up this morning with a BLINDING pain in my shoulder. Look, I can get my arm up here, but not here. Here… but not here.” Jeter’s like “Tampa? Yeah I guess it could have happened in Tampa. We played in Tampa recently?” Oblivious to everything in the world other than winning.



not funny
Strasser, you’re not black. No reason for you to put “though” at the end of the title. Christ.
A+ on the Tex caption
But here is the difference. At least Teixeira is honest. I truly think Jeter is a smart guy, and he knows what his image is, and he PLANS these types of answers. He knows what he is doing and saying at all times. Tex, is just answering the question honestly, no premeditation. But yeah, Tex is a pussy. And Jeter is a phony. But the best phony in baseball.
Dereck jeter. Not a filthy jew
Dereck jeter. Not a filthy jew
Dereck jeter. Not a filthy jew
Dereck jeter. Not a filthy jew
Dereck jeter. Not a filthy jew
Dereck jeter. Not a filthy jew
Dereck jeter. Not a filthy jew
Dereck jeter. Not a filthy jew
Dereck jeter. Not a filthy jew
Dereck jeter. Not a filthy jew
Dereck jeter. Not a filthy jew
Dereck jeter. Not a filthy jew
Dereck jeter. Not a filthy jew
Dereck jeter. Not a filthy jew
Ummmm Jeter has a bruised ankle. And we’re supposed to be impressed he’s playing? Really? It’s a fucking BRUISE
Throw the Jew down the well literally ruining every blog. Well done you clown.
Throw the Jew down the well literally ruining every blog. Well done you clown.
Kill the Jew
Kill the Jew