Dexter Pittman Tries To Decapitate Lance Stephenson
I was watching this at the bar last nite so I didn’t realize at the time that Lance Stephenson was on the receiving end of this karate chop. In the moment I thought it was just a scrub on the Heat taking a cheap shot at a scrub on the Pacers during a 40 point blow out and was the dirtiest thing I had ever seen. But then I realized it was Lance Stephenson. Look who’s chokin now, bro! Sure Lebron metaphorically choked on those free throws earlier in the season but it looks like you’re actually choking on a fuckin elbow to your esophagus. You wanna run your mouth and take shots then keep your head on a swivel.
The fact that nobody on the Pacers didn’t start an all out brawl over this is atrocious. You got rolled by Lebron and Wade in Game 4. Absolutely annihilated and embarrassed in Game 5, all while Udonis Haslem and Dexter fucking Pittman practiced their MMA moves all game long. You’re down by 40 with 20 seconds to go and someone tries to chop your head off. That is the quintessential moment you need to start throwing punches. Even Larry Legend knew it. Didn’t complain about Miami playing like dirtbags, just called out his own team for playing soft:
“I can’t believe my team went soft,” Bird said on the phone. “S-O-F-T. I’m disappointed. I never thought it would happen.” When asked to elaborate on those comments, an obviously frustrated Bird said, “That’s all I have to say.”
S-O-F-T. Even spelled it out for them. Imagine some shit like this going down between Larry’s Celtics and the Bad Boy Pistons? Celtics and Lakers? Never. Can’t even imagine some of those squads rolling over and getting smoked by 40, let alone getting physically abused while doing so. Game 6 better be a bloodbath otherwise Miami is rolling right through to San Antonio.

I hope Amundsen cuts off Lebrons head during the game
Didn’t watch this game and glad I didn’t, I’d want to send a bomb to David Sterns office. How the fuck can they call games this lopsided. The Pittman play needed to be an instant ejection. I’m shocked that Stevenson didnt die or have his windpipe collapsed by this hit.
On the flip side, surprisingly, Pres’ accounts of the other flagrants were spot on. Hansbrough goes for ball, gets some head, thats a plain old foul. Haslem uses both hands to not go for the ball or hand or arm but the head and neck. When 2 huge guys are fouling dudes going for the neck, I think they need to do a bounty probe into the Heat organization
never in the history of sports has there been a team that flops, dives, and cries to the refs more while also giving out countless dirty and dangerous cheap shots. its like fucking bizarro world, one minute lebron is pretending like an 18 wheeler ran him over when in reality a fingernail grazed his shoulder, the next dwade is Rodney Harrison’ing some guy in the back going full speed and sending him over 5 camera guys.
If I was a 3rd string scrub on Indy, I would beg my coach to put me in early in game 6 so I could take a run at Wade or James. Fuck this bullshit.
how this guy and Haslem werent immediately ejected is incredible
would be interesting to see the call if that elbow was thrown at lebron or wades throat….reffing favoritism at its finest.
IF YOU HATE WASTING TIME WATCHING COMMERCIALS <<<<<<< FUCK THAT THING
They should just pull a guy out of the crowd and make him form tackle Wade mid layup.
The NBA is trash, I can’t believe I still watch it. You saw it all last night watching the Heat play. The only other thing that’s missing is that you can’t argue with the refs anymore. I mean, what kind of world would we be living in if Barkley couldn’t articulate his point to the refs. NBA is soft.
And pepe, 100% agreed.
check out the wide replay. lucky his knee didnt explode after the karate chop
I can’t wait for game 6, it better get ugly