Dick Will Make You Slap Somebody Takes You Into The Weekend
Absolutely an instant classic. When she starts talking about information being encoded in your dick I lost it. Good luck this weekend, you mutts! Hopefully your dick makes somebody slap you!

“its like a rocket seat” hahaha
Nothing worse on this planet than female kneegrows. Even the brothers won’t touch them (dhey be chasin after duh mofo white women). Ugly stupid and mouthy.
dude was hitten them walls
what are the chances the lady talking was actually the one who slapped her man
neil slaps with one hand for white rockets, two hands for black rockets.
neil likes information all over his face. Hey it’s ok to make 2 neil jokes on 1 blog right?
Heat seeking missile!!! The look fat albert gives her @ 2:05 is priceless
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hold the fucking phone — I HAVE to hear what the fat woman’s response was. HAVE TO.
you can dress up in a fancy wannabe business lady outfit. You slick your hair back like that Fraser’s lesbian wife from Cheers… but in the end you are still a vulgar pig.