Media Take Out has this picture of who is supposedly Eminem’s daughter, Hailie. They spell the name wrong and shit and there’s really no proof of it so there’s no way to really tell if its real. She’s 17 now which I think means its ok for me to say she grew up to be hot, right? Pretty weird if this is the case. Considering you start out like 12-13 years ago hearing this dude rap about how he wants to murder his ex wife and take his daughter with him to go dump the body in the ocean, and now it turns out that little girl grew up to be someone you’d wanna have sex with. Awkward no?
And let me just clarify, while I do think she is attractive, there is never any way in one hundred trillion years I’d date this girl. You couldn’t pay me enough money to be in laws with Marshall Mathers. I’ve heard his music. I’ve seen the alter egos. I don’t want Eminem or Slim Shady or Marshall Mathers or Ken Kaniff to be involved in my life in any way shape or form. Sorry Hailie. You look like you grew up to be beautiful and I’m sure you’re a very rich and very lovely girl but I have less than zero interest in having the guys from D-12 chaperone our dates.