SKANK TAKES LEAK IN YANKEE STADIUM PARKING LOT AFTER ALDS GAME 5 from Barstool New York on Vimeo.

KFC,

After ALDS game 5 at yankee stadium this skank decided she needed to pee…..right in front of my car….instead of staying squated and revealing nothing she was clearly aroused by her audience as she bent at the waist and let the river flow.

John

I’ll tell you what – this was the most ballsy performance we’ve seen from Yankees Nation in the ALCS. If Nuney or Gardy or Grandy or Chavey or Robbie or Texy or Hughsie or Phelpsie or Russell Marty or Ichiro-y or Ibanez-y showed the same amount of guts this pissing skank showed they might not be on the verge of getting swept. Someone should have gone out there last night, bent over, and pissed all over Verlander’s mound. Arod should pull out his vagina and piss on Joe Girardi’s feet if he gets benched one more time. Cano should straight up piss on himself if he can’t break out of this slump. CC should get to firehose the entire dugout if they don’t give him any run support tonight.

Someone just needs to do something. Get angry. Give a speech. Scream. Yell. Piss on people. Whatever. Because you’re just embarrassing yourselves.