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YardbarkerDivision-III golf coach Matt Mahanic of Huntingdon College in Montgomery, Alabama showed off what he learned in “How to Not Coach a Team 101″ after his golfers (apparently) struggled in the Gordin Classic in Ohio last month.  On the ride back, Mahanic broke the world record for most F-bombs dropped in a 24-hour period, but he only needed about three minutes and change to do it.  Somebody on the bus got their recorder going and Mr. Mahanic’s reputation has flipped for the worse.

11 fucking teams beat them! They couldn’t fucking break 300! They’re out there acting like everything is fucking honky dory! I am a division manager that is very important! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

By far the best part of this rant is when he says “My dad looked at me and said “Why the fuck are you recruiting these kids?” Amazing. Like “not only do I think you fucking suck but my old man is out there and says you fucking suck too.” And you know this dude is such a fucking lunatic because of his dad. You know that guy was straight up Earl Woods’ing Matt Mahanic his whole life. Now he’s a basically a glorified miniature golf coach – hates his wife – hates his kids – and all he wants is for his crew of 5 to break 300. He could have spent the week golfing getting shitfaced and trying to pay the cart girls for some sex after his round of 36. Instead he’s watching 5 20 year old kids fucking suck it up on the finest manicured course around. If these guys don’t win at Gaston theres a 200% chance this guy hangs himself.

PS – I wish I had this guy yelling at me every morning that I woke up. I’d be the most motivated motherfucker on the planet. Move over Ray Lewis. Matt Mahanic is in the building