DK#(jfhsf%*#&ns)$(@fheoei!!!- Every Yankee Fan’s Exact Feeling at this Exact Moment
Stop clapping. Why are you clapping? There is absolutely nothing to clap about!
It is so hard to verbalize the frustration that this season’s Yankees provide on a daily basis in run-manufacturing situations. I believe it was some black guy in a rap song that once said “Another day, another dollar.” Well, for the Yankees, it’s another day, another miserable loss because they have no idea how to produce a fucking run without the long ball. Even if third base counted as home for the Yankees, they still woulda lost today. If I have to watch one more lazy fly out to shallow right with a runner at 2nd and no outs, I will kill my cat. I just don’t know how else to deal with this frustration. It feels like when you just went grocery shopping, but it still seems like there’s nothing to eat in your house. Triscuits in every Goddamn cabinet. It’s gonna be a bomb or bust October, folks. Hope you enjoy frustration and losing.
P.S.- I challenged Twitter to try and put the Yankee frustration into words. Word of advice: the Newsroom reference will win pretty much every time.
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they scored 5 runs…3 hits with RISP…I know 3-17 isn’t great but at the same time where does CC get off allowing 5 runs to the goddamned Blue Jays?? I don’t even want to hear about errors, CC sucked today…5 runs should be enough against Toronto every time
Just put the fucking order in already. Pepperoni with extra cheese you fucking idiot. Even your attempts to be Twitter funny are terrible Now do what you do best.
Another day, another 7,000 empty seats, another loss for a $220 million dollar payroll (after CBT) team. Pretty impressive. Lol.
Please for the love of everything good in this world continue to fucking lose and miss the playoffs! It would actually make watching the Red Sox suck the past 5 years not as bad. Fuck NY!
The fact that you actually had to type out that jibberish in the title makes it even more pathetic
Wait, You have a cat? Whatta fag
cats are for gay dudes and old women.
Fuck the Yankees.
And fuck their douchebag fanbase.
And fuck chickenshit pussy assholes whose manhood is so fragile owning or even being near a cat threatens it. Dogs are probably more fun, but cats are cool. And their sandpaper tongue on my arsehole feels sexytimes.