Do These Look Like The Faces Of 2 Parents Who Planted Drugs On An Elementary School Volunteer Because They Didn’t Like The Job She Was Doing?
NYDN – A California couple is accused of planting illegal drugs on an elementary school volunteer because they weren’t happy with how the woman was supervising their son. Jill and Kent Easter, both attorneys, were arrested Tuesday after they allegedly hatched a plan to frame the woman at Plaza Vista School in Irvine, Calif., KABC-TV reports. Police say Kent, 38, put a bag of prescription painkillers, marijuana and a marijuana pipe in the volunteer’s car, then called police to say he had seen her hide the drugs in her car. Cops responded to the scene and found the drugs in the woman’s car. Surveillance footage shows Kent calling Irvine police from a hotel near his office in Newport Beach. “She [the volunteer] was shocked,” Irvine Police Lt. Julia Engen told KABC-TV. “She had no idea where those items came from. Things just didn’t seem to add up.” The Associated Press reports investigators began to eye the Easters when they learned the volunteer had been in class at the time Kent said she was hiding the drugs. The Easters’ babysitter, Tiffany Pan, says she’s shocked by the allegations. “They’re always so positive and happy, and I just can’t imagine them even doing anything like this,” Pan told KABC-TV. The couple, charged with felony conspiracy and false imprisonment, face up to three years in prison if convicted, according to AP.
How about these two Heisenberg motherfuckers! Like fuckin Walter and Skyler White comin up with drug plots to try and get their way. I’m surprised they didn’t just flat out poison the bitch with ricin. No half measures, right?
How poorly could an elementary school volunteer perform that you’d risk 3 years in prison for felony conspiracy? They fuck with your kid’s macaroni art? Does she never push your kid’s thumb down when they’re playing 7-up? Doesn’t call out her name during popcorn reading? I’m not sure its worth it to head to the clink just to bury that volunteer career.
So Jill Easter, next time save your weed and your pain killers and cmon by Barstool Headquarters. We’ll enjoy those rather than put those to waste. God knows that herb Kent ain’t gettin the job done. Come get some.