karaoke

STAMFORD – A group of six women jumped a 25-year-old Port Chester, N.Y. woman after her karaoke performance at Bobby Valentine’s Sports Gallery Cafe Wednesday night after starting a fight over her singing quality, or, as Stamford police Lt. Sean Cooney put her, her alleged lack of it.  The six, all 19- and 20-year-olds, were charged with third-degree assault, conspircy to commit that crime and breach of peace.  ”They shouldn’t have even been in there,” Cooney said. He said police may follow-up on how the women under 21 had been allowed into the bar.  The women made derogatory comments about the Port Chester woman’s singing, and the victim responded that they could leave if they did not like it. That prompted slaps, and the group of six knocked the woman to the ground, punching and kicking her, Cooney said. The victim’s husband and others helped pull the group off the victim, and the group was kicked out of the bar.  The victim suffered a chipped tooth and bruises, and was treated and released from Stamford Hospital, Cooney said.  The six arrested women — Martisa Chambers, Deja Hines, Chaniel McRae, Michelle Rosedom, Kiana Strickland, and Danielle Swanson — were released on $500 bond and are due in court on Oct. 5.  Cooney said he did not know what song the woman sang.

Well look at this Brady Bunch!  Its like the Hollywood Squares of Hoodrats!  Don’t be fooled by the name Port Chester, because that place is fuckin HOOD.  Clearly this Karaoke singer stepped to the mic trying to sing Mariah or Whitney and just butchered the shit out of it, right?  Had to be.  That’s the sorta shit that would get these 6 broads this fired up.  If you ask me, every Karaoke bar should have enforcers like this. If you step up there and you either suck or you’re not funny, BAM you get knocked the fuck out.  Don’t waste everyone’s time