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Wait does Scott Disick have any money? Anyone know? Is he financially stable? Does he maybe have extra cash that he can use for purposes usually associated with less valuable paper? Does he have any hundred dollar bills or jewels? So tough to tell. Guy just doesn’t like talking about his bank account I guess. Class act all the way.


PS – Scott Disick is just about the biggest douchebag alive but I simply can’t hate him. Like you know how some douchebags make you say “fuck you,” but other ones are so douchie that you have no choice but to respect them? Scott Disick is the latter. Eyepatches bro. Eyepatches.