Daily Mail – It is a sexual quest that has frustrated couples for decades and as a result many people don’t even believe that the G Spot exists. But now help is at hand and the sex lives of couples worldwide could be enhanced dramatically thanks to a single jab. The ‘G-Shot’ injection is a surgical procedure which claims to improve women’s sex lives by pumping filler into her G spot. The collagen jab, which will set you back £800, temporarily increases the G-spot’s size to that of a 10p coin. The ‘lunchtime’ procedure involves an injection given under local anesthetic and can be completed in just half an hour. It is certainly proving a hit in Los Angeles where women are rushing to the Vaginal Rejuvenation Institute of America for their fix. Gynaecologist and surgeon Dr David Matlock who works at the clinic even organises monthly sessions where women tempted by the G shot can come down and discuss the procedure. ‘I want to empower and educate, and for women to be in tune with themselves. ‘Why is it so difficult to accept? Because it’s not something like your nose that you can point to that you can see or feel,’ explained Dr Matlock in an interview with Fabulous magazine. More than 2,000 women have undergone the procedure at his clinic since it launched five years ago.
Yeah, Science! Thats what the fuck I’m talkin about! Plug in and pump these bitch’s G Spots up like you’re inflating a basketball. I’ve been doing the “come hither” motion for like 13 years now and not once have I hit the g spot. And I couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with my dick. So lets just jack these bitches up with some sort of g spot silicon and give me a fighting chance. I don’t know if they’re pumping in Play Doh or Nickelodeon Gak or what, but I don’t care. I won’t need a road map or a snorkel to find that thing anymore. Swell that thing up like a water balloon under the faucet and lets start orgasming toots.
Truth be told I think this is opening Pandora’s Box. If chicks blow up their g spots they will probably never want to stop fucking. Which on the surface sounds like a good thing, obviously, but you gotta think this through. Theres a natural order that exists in this world that I’ve grown very accustomed too. Fuck for a while, try your best to give her an O-bomb, give up, bust a nut, and go to sleep. If every pecker from here to the United Kingdom can hit the g spot we’re gonna have to do A LOT more fucking. Maybe you young bucks are down for that, but me and my out of shape body are all set. No problem offering some mediocre sex and calling it a night. Don’t need the G Spot Monsters craving my dick like I’ve got the Magic Stick all because their g spot is now the size of a grapefruit.