Huff Po - Florida police were surprised to find that a reportedly ‘male’ bank fraud suspect turned out to be a grandmother in her forties. On Tuesday evening, a bank teller in Delray Beach called police to say that a “possible male, thin build, 30 to 40 years of age and wearing a dark, curly wig,” had attempted to scam the bank, WPTV reports. The teller said the suspect had pulled up to the drive-thru handed over a deactivated debit card and bad check, but sped away when it became apparent that the scam was not going to work. It’s unclear whether the identity on the card, check, and the driver’s license she presented was male or female. The driver, police say, was no male, but actually 47-year-old Brenda Ann Caddell, a grandmother who has been imprisoned 11 times –not including this week’s incident — since 1988. Her previous convictions include grand theft firearm, aggravated assault, and prostitution, according to Palm Beach Traffic. Caddell has also used about 25 different aliases, according to police. The car Caddell drove to the bank was allegedly stolen. When police caught up to the vehicle, they say Caddell tried to evade them, but ended up crashing into a wall.

Can you imagine how weird Easter Brunch is when this monster is your fucking grandma? Bitch looks like Vigo The Carpathian from Ghostbusters. She looks like Bodhi from Point Break mixed with Pat Summit and that dyke from Glee. I mean how about that fucking nose! That thing is bigger than the gigantic nose you gotta dig through in Family Double Dare to try to find the flag. Makes El Pres’ beak look like a little button nose. I’d rather have Mac’s mom from Always Sunny be my grandma than see this ogre every family holiday.

Bottom line is there’s just no way you can convince me this is a woman. Not no way, not no how. I don’t care if you rip of her pants and show me theres nothing between her legs. Twirl that bitch around and show me shes got it tucked back like in Ace Ventura.