Huff Po – What happens in Vegas doesn’t always stay in Vegas; if it did, we wouldn’t be reporting on a 23-year-old woman who was arrested Tuesday for allegedly having sex with a pit bull in the notoriously sinful city. According to a Las Vegas Metropolitan Police report, local authorities were responding to a call when they encountered the woman, Kara Vandereyk, having sex with the pit bull in her backyard ”in full view of the neighbors,” KVVU reports. The Las Vegas Review Journal, citing the same police report, said the woman told police she was bipolar and was unable to remember her name. The station writes that “Vandereyk was naked and on the ground when officers arrived.” She was given a blanket to cover herself and brought to the Clark County Jail. She was charged with gross lewdness.

Pit bulls always get such a bad wrap. Seems like Kara Vandereyk likely has something to say about that. He was probably one of the must generous lovers this meth head has ever been with. Just throwing her a bone and putting it on this chick in her backyard. Honestly I bet the pit bull walked home with this head hanging low. Just ashamed of the white trash zero he stooped to. Went back to his pit bull buddies and confessed he just fucked a chick that looked like Vigo the Carpathian from Ghostbusters II. Lets be honest its not often you hear about human-pit bull sex and the pit bull is the one walking away remorseful. But I think we can rest assured thats what happened here. Kara the meth head busted her slump with a pit bull and the dog probably wanted a bath shortly there afterwards to wash away the stain.