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St. Clair Shores — A 7-year-old boy said a man urinated on his shoulder last week in a men’s restroom at the Grosse Pointe Woods Lake Front Park pool. The suspect about 3 p.m. Thursday approached the boy with the zipper of his shorts open and his penis exposed, St. Clair Shores police officials said. He called the boy’s attention to his genital area before urinating on the boy’s shoulder, police said. The youngster was facing a urinal when the man urinated on him, police said. After the incident, the boy told his grandmother what had happened, and she attempted to talk to the suspect, who left the area without saying anything, police said.

What kind of 7 year old boy gets out of the public pool and goes to the restroom to pee? Just piss in the pool homie! You’re 7! That purple cloud in the chlorine shit is a myth. You had to be the hero and get out of the pool and head all the way into the mens room and so you know what? You’re getting pissed on. That’s what. This creep pedophile Michigan fan pulled the old “Call attention to their genital area and then piss on their shoulder” move. Like “Oh my god dude look at your dick and balls!” BOOM. Next thing you know you’re crying to granny that you got a golden shower.

Quick little side note. Last year I was in Vegas and I went to some pool party. Cant remember the name of it, but I think it was at the Hard Rock. Just a booze show for hours in this pool. And all the sudden I’m knocking this beach ball around with some smoke in the water and I decide to crack a joke about how she’s probably been peeing in the pool. She turns to me and goes “Oh yea? Where’s the bathroom? Point to the bathroom right now.”

Caught.

I just doggy paddled over to the side of the pool with a trail of purple chlorine behind me.

-Shout to Detroit4Lyfe