Sun Sentinel - This mom could certainly multitask: Cops say she ran a prostitution business out of her home…while caring for her infant. After receiving a complaint that Danielle Nicole Barron, 32, was turning tricks at her home and abusing drugs, cops interviewed her, but she denied the charges, according to an arrest affidavit from the Bradenton Police Department. So the cops set up a sting: An undercover detective phoned the number on her Backpage.com ad. While talking to Barron on the phone the detective heard an infant crying, the affidavit stated. When the undercover detective, posing as a ‘john,’ met Barron at her home, Barron allegedly told him she wanted $200. A take-down signal was given and cops busted Barron. At the police station, post-miranda, Barron stated that she had been prostituting herself for two years and knew that it was dangerous to bring strangers into her home with an infant inside, the affidavit stated. Barron also told cops that she risked bringing strangers into her home because she “was addicted to money,” the records show.

Play on, girl! Addicted to paper – no shame in that game. I can’t wait for Rick Ross featuring Danielle The Whore – Addicted To Money.

Me and Danielle Barron ain’t all that different. We both basically sell our souls in order to make a buck. Neither of us have any real discernible talent to make money in a legitimate fashion. So we turn to the two oldest tricks in the book – sex and fart jokes. I’m sure her conversation with police officers was a lot like my conversation with my parents when they asked me why I do what I do. “Can’t help it. I’m just addicted to money.”

PS – Would smash all day.