United PressAuthorities in Florida said a homeless man sent to jail Friday was found to be concealing 30 items in a condom hidden in his rectum. The Sarasota County Sheriff’s Office said Neil Lansing, 33, had been jailed following a Friday court appearance on undisclosed charges when corrections deputies performing a routine cell block search noticed a piece of condom sticking out of Lansing’s rectum, the Sarasota Herald-Tribune reported Tuesday. Officials said they removed the condom and it was found to contain 17 blue pills, a cigarette, six matches, one flint, an empty syringe with an eraser covering the needle, a lip balm container, an unused condom, a pharmacy receipt and a coupon.

Actually not really. Looks like a pretty regular dude to me. But like they say don’t judge a book by its cover and don’t judge a homeless guy by the 30 items he carries with him up his asshole.