Does This Look Like The Face of a Guy Caught Smuggling 17 Blue Pills, a Cigarette, 6 Matches, a Flint, a Syringe, Lip Balm, an Unused Condom, a Pharmacy Receipt, and a Coupon in a Condom in his Asshole?
United Press – Authorities in Florida said a homeless man sent to jail Friday was found to be concealing 30 items in a condom hidden in his rectum. The Sarasota County Sheriff’s Office said Neil Lansing, 33, had been jailed following a Friday court appearance on undisclosed charges when corrections deputies performing a routine cell block search noticed a piece of condom sticking out of Lansing’s rectum, the Sarasota Herald-Tribune reported Tuesday. Officials said they removed the condom and it was found to contain 17 blue pills, a cigarette, six matches, one flint, an empty syringe with an eraser covering the needle, a lip balm container, an unused condom, a pharmacy receipt and a coupon.
Actually not really. Looks like a pretty regular dude to me. But like they say don’t judge a book by its cover and don’t judge a homeless guy by the 30 items he carries with him up his asshole.
scott, you suck dude. quit now please.
where is he supposed to carry all his belongings? he’s homeless. PS Scott is gay.
Florida is killing it here lately..
this story makes my butt hurt
what an asshole. You’re homeless guy have some pride and brown bag your belongings or if you want to live large grab a carriage
Guy can’t afford a fanny pack, lay off him, damn.
Scott wishes he was the 31st item stuffed in a rubber and shoved up this guys ass.
We’ve got the Who, the What, the When, the Where, and the How.
Somebody’s gotta get me the WHY, and I mean pronto!