Does This Look Like The Face Of A Guy Who Tried To Break Up A Fight At A McDonalds And Got Stabbed Through The Eye With A High Heel?
Anthony Miliner was sitting in a car in the drive-through lane at a Dayton, Ohio McDonald’s last month when the pair witnessed a fight erupt in the car ahead of them. A woman in the car was being severely beaten. Miliner got out to help, but a few moments later, seemingly out of nowhere, a group of women rushed in and attacked him. One of the women took off her shoe and beat him with the high heel. It shattered the bones around Miliner’s eye and left him partially blinded.
Kmarko rules to live by. #1 never break up a fight. #2 never ever break up a fight in a McDonalds parking lot at night time. Like how many times do I have to say it? I thought it was generally understood by now? I mean have you ever been in a McDonalds parking lot at night? But nope apparently there’s still guys like Anthony out there who don’t get it. Listen nobody wants to see a chick getting beat up in a car at McDonalds. But then again nobody wants to have their eyebones shattered and get partially blinded in a McDonalds high heel parking lot sneak attack. Nothing will ruin your value meal faster than having chunks of your retina falling into your McFlurry. Nothing. So next time you see a chick getting severely beaten and feel like helping just think what would kmarko do? Put your head down, crush your french fries, and enjoy your eyesight for the rest of your life. You’re welcome.
Never break up a fight…..ever. You would be surprised how quickly two idiots will tire each other out.
btw, great video quality there.
“Nothing will ruin your value meal faster than having chunks of your retina falling into your McFlurry. Nothing. So next time you see a chick getting severely beaten and feel like helping just think what would kmarko do? Put your head down, crush your french fries, and enjoy your eyesight for the rest of your life.”
nice. one of your best.
McFlurries are pretty good, however that new ice cream at Wendy’s is even better. Crush that thing ratface.
pussy got beat up by a group of girls….probably ordered the filet o’ fish too
oh..and if I were to be dumb enough to break up a fight that that and was attacked by a bunch of classy, intelligent, well dressed women like that……me and my brother (the dude’s BROTHER was in the care and didn’t do shit!) would be knocking those bitches the FUCK OUT! No questions asked. I’m beside myself that this guy just took his beating like he deserved it or something.
There is a much better video of that from some guy that filmed it from a cell phone.
http://www.dreamindemon.com/2010/07/20/good-samaritan-attacked-with-stiletto-heel-in-mcdonalds-drive-thru/
“Put your head down, crush your french fries, and enjoy your eyesight for the rest of your life.”
Classic, I’m frantically taking notes… WWKD
On 2nd note, this is why I carry a Louisville slugger in my car. So I can continue to enjoy my eyesight and make late night McDees trips.
Why didn’t he roll up the fucking windows and lock the door… like who lets people assail him through the fucking open window?
This blog and the comments prove that ppl from NY are either dbags or pussies. Although, kmarko probably should just put his head down and crush his fries… no way he wins any fight ever