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Billings Gazette - A Billings man who has been in and out of Warm Springs State Hospital was arrested without incident Tuesday on suspicion of stabbing his childhood friend to death.  Donald Eli Kruger, 35, is being held in the Yellowstone County Detention Facility on suspicion of deliberate homicide in connection with the death of Jeremiah Fritz.  Yellowstone County Sheriff Jay Bell said Kruger is suspected of stabbing Fritz three times in the upper torso at his family’s home in Lockwood early Monday.  In 2008 after Kruger was charged with assaulting two women who were walking together on the South Side.  According to court records, Kruger is accused of grabbing the women’s breasts when he passed them on the street, and slamming one into a fence and punching the other repeat-edly when they objected.  He was also found incompetent to stand trial in 2005 on a felony charge for indecent exposure.  In that case, Kruger was accused of masturbating in front of a woman at the Montana State University Billings library.  Since the early 1990s, Kruger has been charged with more than 20 misdemeanor offenses and three felony offenses.  In a number of cases, Kruger sent rambling letters to the court professing his innocence and begging for help.

Dude what were you thinking?  Wacking off at the library?  You just reached out and grabbed yourself and started having sex?  You didn’t think having sex underneath the table at the library was wrong?  Well you did what you did.  You made a mistake.  Somewhere Mike Cooper smiles.  Then goes back to rubbing one out across from the Children’s Room.

PS- I guess this is why every time I get jury duty I get dismissed from the case in like 10 minutes.  Because if I’m sitting there and you bring this guy up I’d be yelling Guilty! before the judge even brought the shit to order.  Doesn’t matter what the charges are.  A guy that looks like this is guilty of anything you could possibly say including stabbing his best friend in the chest.  Like I’m sure the guy wasn’t even surprised when he got stabbed in the chest.  Getting brutally murdered just kind of comes with the territory of being best friends with a schizophrenic public masturbator.  If anything I’m just shocked that Carl Monday didn’t meet a similar fate.