Star Trib – A gymnastics instructor faces criminal sexual conduct charges after allegedly touching girls inappropriately at a Plymouth gymnastics academy. Gergely Deli, 37, of Rockford, is accused of slipping his hands under one girl’s leotard about four times “when spotting her during handstands,” according to a criminal complaint filed Friday in Hennepin County District Court. Two other girls also claimed that he had placed his fingers under their leotards. When a fellow instructor claimed to have seen Deli touch a girl’s vagina over her clothes as she stretched and then confronted him about it, he is alleged to have attributed the incident to a struggle with carpal tunnel syndrome, the charges state. During a news conference Friday afternoon, Hennepin County Attorney Mike Freeman wondered aloud whether having carpal tunnel syndrome might cause a person to reach inside a leotard “again and again and again.”

OK I finally found a case where I could be an acceptable parent.  It would be the day that I drove my daughter to Plymouth Gymnastics academy, walked her up to the front door,  met Gergely Deli her new coach, then put her right back in the car and headed home.  Like never in my life have I been more sure that I was looking at the face of a guy who would try to finger my daughter.   I don’t know if it’s the hair, the nose, or the eyebrows but something about that face just screams “I’m going to fingerbang some underage girls and blame it on my carpal tunnel syndrome.”   Like I’d be wary of letting the guy drive carpool on Tuesday morning let alone hoist my daughter up on the pommel horse in her leotard.  Yup I don’t claim to have the slightest bit of parental intuition but I can tell you right now I know a pervert when I see it and this guy is a fucking grade A pervert.