NYDN – A New Jersey man possibly high on PCP went on a bizarre rampage Sunday night that grew more and more outrageous and ended with him gnawing off his own finger and swallowing it, according to police. The absurd events began before 8 p.m., when Jersey City resident Jargget Washington, 29, allegedly stripped naked and menaced drivers in the city’s west side, the Jersey Journal reported. He allegedly tried pulling a driver out of a car, but was foiled when the driver fought back. Police were able to restrain Washington when they arrived and took him to Jersey City Medical Center for an evaluation. The Jersey Journal said Washington allegedly became combative once there, spitting at officers and eating his medical bracelet. He also reportedly tried to break free from his cuffs by chewing on his wrists. Later, as he was taken to the Hudson County Jail, he defecated in the back of a police cruiser in his hospital gown, according to authorities. It was at the jail where Washington chewed off one of his fingers and swallowed it, a Hudson County spokesman confirmed to the Jersey Journal. He was taken back to Jersey City Medical Center to be re-evaluated.

You know what I never understand about police enforcement? How is a guy like Jargget Washington given enough slack to shit in the back of cars and eat his own finger? I swear not a day goes by where there’s some story about police who will straight up shoot people for so much worse. There’s always like a college kid or a protester somewhere getting annihilated with pepper spray or electrocuted with like 10,000 volts. Some cops will tase or shoot you with a gun for straight up looking at them wrong. Other times they let guys like Jargget Washington assault people, shit all over the place, and eat their own body parts. What the fuck is that about? I think as soon as its clear someone is on a “rampage” cops should go to town. Not sure what the legal definition of rampage is, exactly – but if spitting, shitting and eating yourself naked while high on PCP doesn’t qualify for some physical force we gotta fix the justice system.

PS – Really think about what biting your own finger off and eating it entails. You know how fucking hard that is? Unless you’re a wild animal that shouldn’t even be possible. PCP is a helluva drug.