San Antonio - Twenty years after he claims to have been bullied in high school, a man allegedly threatened vengeance on his classmates on his high school reunion’s Facebook page, officials said. Jason Carroll Moss, 38, was released on a personal recognizance bond early Saturday, hours after he was charged with harassment. Moss is accused of posting a harassing message on the social network page for the John Marshall High School Class of 1992 Reunion, which was held this weekend. According to an arrest warrant affidavit, Moss’s comment read: “I stayed away from graduation at the time because I would have started the Columbine shootings early. I was picked on and bullied by a bunch of you when I went to school and I wanted to kill everyone that hurt me. I’m still seeking vengeance on all those who bullied and harassed me when I was growing up or went to school. You people do not know what you did to me.” The post was reported to San Antonio police, who then spoke to Moss. He allegedly confessed to the post, and said he’d made the comment because he didn’t want to be picked on during the 20-year class reunion weekend.

What a fuckin dork this dude is. Such a nerd. Hey guy, don’t you know that school shootings are played out? Seriously that shit is old hat. So 1990′s. If you’re gonna shoot up your school you might as well give everyone a Y2K virus on their computer or something.

You wanna know whats hot in the streets for kids who get bullied these days? Straight suicide, homie. Just end it all bro. Because running around the internet yapping like a tough guy saying you’re gonna shoot up the joint when you’re really just a dork on a respirator just makes you look like an even bigger loser. Talking about exacting your revenge like you’re fucking Maximus Meridius. Get real. We all know whats gonna happen. The prom king and queen are gonna hit up their 20 year reunion and fuck in the janitor’s closet and you’re gonna sit at home with your mama putting on red lipstick staring at your People To Kill List all night.