Fort Walton Beach, Florida (The Weekly Vice) – Will MooreTraywick, a 50-year-old Florida man also known as “Cowboy” or “Wyatt Earp”, was jailed after he repeatedly stabbed a friend in the neck over a bag of pork rinds.¬†According to Fort Walton Beach Police,¬†Traywick¬†and the victim, Edward Hooks, were playing dominoes outside the¬†RanchoAlegre¬†nightclub when an argument ensued over pork¬†rinds¬†and a missing cell phone.¬†The argument became violent when¬†Traywick¬†reportedly broke a beer bottle and used it to stab his friend three times in the neck.¬†When officers arrived on the scene, the victim was lying on the ground, bleeding heavily from the neck area. He was rushed to Sacred Heart Hospital in Pensacola where he was treated for non life-threatening injuries.¬†Traywick, who fled the scene on a bicycle, was found 20 minutes after the incident occurred. Officers found him hiding inside the bathroom of a nearby fast food restaurant.¬†He was booked into the Okaloosa County Jail and charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. His bond was set at $2,500.¬†Traywick¬†has previous arrests in¬†Okaloosa¬†County for battery domestic violence, driving under the influence, driving on a suspended driver’s license and refusing to sign a citation.

Is this not one of the blackest stories you’ve ever heard? Couple of old black fellas playing dominoes getting in a dispute over pork rinds. All thats missing is collard greens and a mob fighting over a pair of Jordan’s.

There are two lessons to be learned here. One is to never come between a black man and his pork rinds at the dominoes table. The other is not to trifle with an old black name who goes by the name Wyatt Earp. You think he got that nickname because he’s all friendly and always making people laugh? For sure not. If people call you “Cowboy” or “Wyatt Earp” that means you are the type of dude who stabs friends with broken bottles.