Does This Look Like The Face Of A Man Who Faked A Robbery To Hide The Fact That He Spent $1,000 At The Strip Club?
Huffington Post – It’s hard for a lot of guys to admit to their wives that went to a strip club, let alone spending $1,000 on the attractions. Jesus Mata Jr., a 21-year-old from Texas, recently received a tax refund and decided to spend it at a strip bar called Whispers in La Feria. After he spent all the cash, he concocted a titillating tale to police about how six gunmen in two truck robbed him at gunpoint with assault weapons, TheDenverChannel.com reported. Investigators from the Cameron County Sheriff’s Department and the Harlingen Police Department tried to track down the trucks, but got suspicious when no leads emerged, Houston.CultureMap.com reported. When the detectives again questioned Mata, he admitted making up the story to hide the fact he blew the whole $1,000 wad, NewsFix reported. Mata was arrested and charged with filing a false report, according to KWTX-TV.
I respect that Jesus Mata Jr. really went outside the box for his robbery tale. 6 dudes with assault weapons and 2 trucks is the kinda shit thats almost so far fetched its got to be true. I don’t think I could ever make up a tale like that on the spot. I’d tell police that a gang of surfing ex-Presidents robbed me and police would be like “Sir you’re explaining the plot of the 1991 cult classic starring Keanu Reeves and Patrick Swayze “Point Break.” I just don’t know why he didn’t just stick to his story. No leads emerged because these guys were obviously fucking professionals. Executed a perfect heist. Deny, Deny, Deny, Jesus. When the alternative is telling your wife you spent a blow job’s worth of money at the strip club, you better be coming up with names and details and back stories and stick with it to the bitter end.
And I don’t know if I can speak for everyone on this, but I think a good old irresponsible session at the strip club is a necessary evil in this world. Like chicks will get a bonus or a tax refund and go buy a $1,000 bag. Guys will go to the strip club and hopefully buy an over the pants hand job from a couple Eastern European stripper-whores. Both are financially irresponsible but sometimes you just need to be a little selfish. Pamper yourself. Splurge and get it all out of your system. Splurge and splooge and get back to your budget.
He looks like your dad bro……
i don’t know why we’re giving mexicans refund checks, we’ve got the leverage in that negotiation
The fact that you have so many weird people and creeps to write about everyday says a lot about where our society is at
Should have just spent a $100 for a whore. No chance I’m dropping a grand and not getting laid.
then you’ve probably never had an enjoyable strip club experience in Vegas or NYC..
Non-story. Every mexican guy in the history of mexico has done this at some point,
I just got a letter from the IRS saying they were reviewing my return and checking on some inconsistencies. Meanwhile, this fat fucking spic with an eyebrow piercing, already got a refund and blew his load at a strip club. Like are you fucking kidding me with this shit? And to top it off, I got a letter from the feds saying I needed to start repaying my federal student loans. Problem is I haven’t even fucking graduated yet. This country is so fucked it’s actually beginning to make me sad. I miss the 90′s when we had an economic surplus, Bill was getting BJ’s in the white house, rollerblades were cool, and I still had a chance to win a piece of the Aggro Crag.
cant wait for the 2nd charge of false report when they find out he spend $800 of the $1000 at Taco Bell