ANNANDALE, Va. - Police say an out-of-work woman seeking help from an employment agency was sexually assaulted and forced to watch pornography by an agency worker. The incident happened on July 7 when a 41-year-old Falls Church, Virginia woman visited the World Employment Agency in Annandale. A 72-year-old employee of the business, identified as Choon Sik Lee, allegedly locked the woman in a room and forced her to watch video depicting sexually explicit acts. The woman also told police the man sexually assaulted her before she was able to escape when allowed to leave the room to use the bathroom. The victim was treated for non life-threatening injuries. Lee faces two counts of attempted forcible sodomy. Detectives also believe a second incident allegedly took place on May 19 under similar circumstances. The 28-year-old Fairfax City woman involved in the second case also suffered non life-threatening injuries.

Choon Sik Lee you need to work on that comb-over of yours in the WORST way. Goodness gracious. Dude has a nose that would make El Pres blush. A pair of ears that dwarfs Hideki Matusi’s. And a comb-over that makes the Donald look like he’s got a full head of natural hair. Just one rugged looking Asian grandpa.

But lets cut to the chase here. I wonder if this chick has ever heard the expression “Beggars cant be choosers.” Something tells me she hasn’t. Because when you’re down on your luck and at the unemployment agency, I’m of the school of thought that you should do whatever you gotta do to walk out of there with a job. And if that means watching some Japanamation hentai tentacle porn or some pixelated bukkake porn with a 72 year old Crazian, well then so be it. Althought I’d probably draw the line at anal sex too. This ain’t Backroom Casting Couch, Choon Sik Lee. Lets not get greedy. But if I’m an unemployed chick and and some Asian holds the keys to my future in his hands and he wants to stream some youjizz with me, consider it a date. Desperate times call for desperate measures.