Houston Press - A judge ruled yesterday that Ronnie Royston, 37, should be allowed to go free on bond pending charges that he illegally used his cel phone to tape young girls undressing in a Kohl’s last June. More importantly, court documents now show just why he (allegedly) did the nasty deed. ”The defendant admitted to going into the girl’s dressing room with his cell phone,” court documents say. “The defendant admitted that he became aroused and had an erection prior to entering the store, after watching several women in the parking lot.”

Sorry your honor! My dick was already hard prior to entering the store. Doesn’t count! Already had a boner in the parking lot!

Thats like some jurisdiction technicalities right there. Kinda like when you get across the border to Mexico you’re a free man. Sucks for you coppers, I committed the crime in the US but I’m Scot free in Mexico! Just like Ronnie Royston here. The boner grew in the parking lot, therefore any behavior going on inside the actual store is irrelevant and must be stricken from the record. Its comprable to diplomatic immunity. Now if he was taking pictures of girls in the parking lot, the same location the boner originated, that would be a different story. But the facts of the matter was the action inside of Kohl’s has no legal bearing to the parking lot hard-on.

I learned that shit in like intro to criminal justice I think.