Huff Po – A Florida man struck out while trying to execute a triple play — involving his wife, a buddy and a baseball bat. Robert Briley, 44, was arrested on Dec. 16 after allegedly taking a swing at his buddy, whom he’d asked to join in on a threesome with him and his wife, TCPalm.com reported today. The incident began at 3:55 a.m. in Vero Beach, where Briley and his friend had reportedly been drinking the day before. Briley “repeatedly asked [the friend] to have a threesome,” but his friend refused, according to a police report obtained by the site. In the report, the officer notes that Briley wanted his wife to engage in fellatio with his friend, and then the three would have sex. When Briley pushed the issue further, the friend said he would take Briley’s 37-year-old wife into his room alone. Briley allegedly became irate and started swinging the aluminum bat.

Hey bro I asked you if you wanted to fuck my wife and me. Not just my wife. What do you think, I’m some sort of freak? I mean for real how greedy can you get? Your buddy says his wife will suck your dick and then you’ll double team her and your counter offer is “How about I just fuck her alone?” Uh no bro. Not cool.

I’m not necessarily saying I’d be down with this whole operation, I’m just saying I certainly wouldn’t have the audacity to try to cut out the dude who’s offering me his wife’s mouth and/or vagina. I suppose its a pretty fucked up request though. Like if the wife approaches you for the threesome, thats different. At least in that scenario, you can be like “A woman approached me, wants to fuck me, and the only stipulation is that I gotta do it with my buddy.” No big deal. But if your friend is the one to approach you, thats basically just like “On some level, my buddy wants to fuck me.” Like if Kmarko came up to me and was like “Hey man you wanna have sex together?” I’d be pretty weirded out. If Feitelberg did it, I wouldn’t be surprised at all. But Kmarko requesting a threesome specifically with me would freak me the fuck out. Especially if he was so upset that it didn’t happen that he’d try to hit me with a baseball bat. I dunno. Bottom line is I think we can all agree if your friends want to fuck you or hit you with a baseball bat, you need to find a new crew.