MYRTLE BEACH, S.C. — A man was charged after police say he hit a man with a liquor bottle when he discovered his wife performing a sex act on a man at Myrtle Beach hotel early Wednesday, police say. The incident happened around 1:45 am at 415 S. Ocean Blvd. when police were called to the Westgate Hotel to investigate an assault. Police, who ended up with 6 officers on the scene, said the victim told them he was hit “for no appearent reason” and did not know who the suspect was. Police noted that everyone – including the victim, suspect and witnesses – were “highly intoxicated.” The victim suffered cuts on his head and severe cuts to his elbow and tricep areas, police said. The incident seemed to be prompted by the suspect’s discovery in the women’s bathroom, police said. “The offender stated he went into the bathroom and saw his wife performing oral sex on the victim and started to strike the victim with a liquor bottle he had,” police said in a report. “The offender then stated the victim ran off and police arrived on scene shortly after.”

Poor fucking Butterbean. His wife is sucking some dude’s dick in a hotel and now he’s getting charged with assault. When it rains it pours, huh?

I never understand why people attack the stranger when they catch their significant other cheating. Like this other guy was just gettin a blow task from some random broad, he probably didn’t know shit. He doesn’t know who you are or that she’s been married for 10 years. As far as that victim is concerned Butterbean just ruined his suck job. It ain’t his fault your wife wants to put her mouth on him. You should crack that bitch with the bottle. She’s the one who’s cheating.

PS – That third chin is amazing.