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Philly – Pennsylvania state officials arrest five men, including a man who allegedly used Facebook to ask his own daughter for sex.  Attorney General Tom Corbett said on Friday that John Forehand, of Lititz, pa., allegedly used Facebook to find and sexually proposition his own biological daughter, calling himself “Bad Daddy.”  According to the criminal complaint, Forehand proposed meeting the girl for sex and explained in graphic detail the sex acts, telling her “not many other fathers and daughters are this brave, so not many of them are so lucky to experience all these pleasures.” “Predators know that colder weather and shorter days mean that kids are spending more time inside, in front of their computers, and that many may be home alone – either before or after school,” Corbett said. “As we have seen in a number of cases this year, including two of these most recent arrests, predators are reaching out to real families in Pennsylvania.

Well if fucking your daughter makes you brave then somebody give Bad Daddy the Purple fucking Heart!  My mama always told me “Go Big or Go Home” so if you’re gonna F your daughter you might as well invite 5 buddies and do it right. And This is why facebook is just awesome.   It allows for Barstool Local Smokeshow and daddy/daughter fuckfests.

How bout that shit about the cold weather, too?  Who knew pedophilia was a seasonal thing.  You think when May/June runs around these guys have a champagne toast like “great season fellas, great season.”?  Spend all summer working on their chat game and when October hits its Opening Day for some prepubescent fucking.  I bet you Halloween is their kickoff – poison some candy and get ready for like 6 months of hunting prey.