Does This Look Like The Face Of A Professional Gamer?
Asylum - Pro Gamer Raychul Moore may be the perfect woman. The woman who won’t gripe when you sit around all day playing video games is rare. Raychul Moore, then, is extremely rare — not only will she encourage it, but she’ll challenge you to a match and then blog about her victory later. Asylum recently spent some time with this buxom lady gamer at her San Francisco pad. Among other little nuggets, we discovered that she takes the letters “KO” to a whole new level.
Uhh no that doesn’t sound like the perfect woman? I mean call me gay but the absolute last thing in the world I want to do with the hot blond over my apartment is play Bio Shock 2 on Xbox 360. Shit would get old in about 10 minutes. Not to mention coming home from work every day tripping on wires and Cheetos and pizza crust while the fucking surround sound is blasting from a first person shooter and this slut is talking shit to some pimple faced nerd in Oregon on her headset. No thanks. Listen sweetheart I could care less about the level maps and RPG dynamics in God Of War 3. You want to be my perfect girlfriend? Switch the TV mode back to ESPN, take your top off, and go make me a fucking turkey sandwich in the kitchen.
Amen kmarko
love the cameraman at 1:08, zooms right down to her tits, thhheeennnnn over to the controller.
AMEN KMARKO!
bullshit…bioshock 2 isn’t a two player game
i’d go for some chicken parm or a steak … but a turkey sandwich would do.
jack = geek
although you could work with it- set up the rules before a game. She wins, she makes you a sandwich. You win, titty fuck.
it’s like Jenna with tits.
All those games she plays are bush. I’ll kick her ass in NHL & NBA anyday. or we can tag team ToeJam & Earl…other than that…eat a dick.
word. a girl who doesnt mind that you play video games and shit is cool. but one who just plays video games all day herself sounds like lazy chick to me.
amen, that was well said
While I agree with you that a girl with any type of hobby is a turnoff, the fact that her name is spelled “Raychul” leads me to believe that things weren’t so great for her at home – which makes her instantly more attractive.
F-ing Kmarko……you just keep raising the blog bar and El Pres is getting further and further in the rear view.
monkey knife has a good point.
well said my friend, well said
Could be a nice little expirement, what do you get bored with first? Fucking the same girl or playing the same video game? Because eventually we all get tired of both.