NBCNewYork - The superintendent of a Westchester County apartment complex was ordered to leave Monday amid accusations that he sodomized a tenant’s pet dog. Kujtim Nicaj, known as Tim, was given a week to leave Rye Colony in Rye, N.Y., after he was allegedly caught on camera molesting the dog. He was arrested Feb. 9 on charges of burglary and sexual misconduct. According to authorities, a tenant who thought someone was breaking into an apartment set up a hidden camera. The tenant discovered Nicaj, 41, was breaking in and molesting their pet, authorities said. Another resident in the building was skeptical about the accusations. “I just find it shocking and hard to believe,” said resident Jimmy Russo. “I don’t think he’d do something like that. That’s just my opinion.” But others who refused to go on camera said women in the complex had been complaining to management for years about the married father of two.

Hey Jimmy Russo how many supers do you know out there that are the dog fucking type? Like ohh well my last super in Yonkers, that guy looked like a real dog fucker. Never caught him or anything. You just got that vibe he was breaking into apartments and fucking dogs when nobody was home though. But not Tim in Rye. No way. He’s not a dog fucker.

Actually Jimmy we have him on tape having sex with dogs. So I’d say he’s the exact type of person that would put his dick in a canine because he actually did, in fact, put his dick in a canine. But thanks for sharing your keen dog fucker 6th sense with us.

Anyway, this is why you always tip your doormen and super at Christmas time, folks. Because when it comes time for your super to decide which dog to rape, you better believe he’s picking the tenants that Jew’d him out of a holiday tip. I’m no dog rapist but I’d imagine thats gotta be a deciding factor. Which tenants tipped you at Christmas and what breed of dog we’re talking about.

PS – KO Barstool don’t you even DARE quote me as a dog rapist at your next rally. I specifically said I was not one. Just merely speculated on how a dog rapist thinks.