Huff PoA Galveston County, Texas Constable is accused by a former employee of wildly inappropriate and crude acts including what one publication describes as “forced motorboating.” It’s part of a sexual harassment lawsuit filed earlier this month against Pam Matranga by former deputy James Gist, the Houston Press reported. Matranga walked up behind Gist, pulled her blouse over his head and pressed “her breasts against the head of Plaintiff,” according to the lawsuit, in one of several graphic encounters that she allegedly instigated last year.  On another occasion, the suit claims Matranga, “began joking with plaintiff about attending ‘chunky chick night’ at strip clubs in the area where [she] would have the opportunity to perform. Defendant Matranga proceeded to lift one leg over the arm of plaintiff’s chair and began making gyrating motions with her hips, while placing her hands at the top of plaintiff’s chair, mimicking how a topless dancer would perform a lap dance at a strip club.” She also allegedly put a pack of cigarettes between her legs and told Gist, “Oh! I have the box right here in my box.”

A hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl. Why don’t you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass.

Has there ever been a woman who needed dick more than Pam Matranga? I mean this bitch is horny. I’m talking like 14 year old boy horny where literally anything and everything you see, hear, smell, think about makes you think about fucking. Just throwing dudes faces in your tits. Putting cigarette boxes in your pussy. Lap dances at the police station. I mean for God’s sake this broad is considering signing up for Chunky Chick Night at the strip club. Thats the most desperate move I’ve ever even heard of.

Which is exactly why this idiot Jimmy Gist really dropped the ball on this one. Instead of suing this horny chunkster he should have just laid the pipe. Because while she’s obviously not too easy on the eyes, I bet she’d rock your fucking dick right off your body. All that pent up sexual frustration just ready to burst – I bet this bitch would take you for a roller coaster ride that would knock your ballsack into next Tuesday. We all know fat chicks try harder. But fat Texas Constables in a serious sexual drought try the fucking hardest.