Lenoir City, Tenn. (The Weekly Vice)Stacy Duggan, a 36-year-old Tennessee woman was charged with child neglect Monday after she was allegedly shot in the head by her 11-year-old son. According to the Loudon County Sheriff’s Office, Duggan’s 11-year-old son accidentally shot his mother in the head after he found a loaded pistol under the mattress of a bed inside the residence. Duggan was taken to University of Tennessee Medical Center on September 4 where she was listed in critical condition. Duggan’s husband, Dan Duggan, was taken into custody and charged with child neglect for keeping a loaded gun within reach of a child. On Monday, Stacy Duggan was also arrested on a charge of child neglect for keeping a loaded gun within reach of a child. According to court records, Dan Duggan is also facing a charge of aggravated child abuse from an earlier incident in which the couple’s son was injured in a car crash while Dan Duggan was driving. The child sustained serious injuries during the crash which have reportedly effected the child’s motor functions. Dan and Stacy Duggan are scheduled to appear in court on November 7 to answer the most recent charges.

Reason number infinity why kids ruin your life. A) They shoot you in the goddam head and B) Its your fault if they do. So just to recap for all you reading at home kids signal the end of your life of fun, are your responsibility 24 hours a day from the day they are born basically until the day you die, cost an exorbitant amount of money, and may shoot you dead or send you to prison after shooting you in the skull. Everyone acts like getting married is the worst decision but that shit is a cake walk when compared to popping out some kids. At least if your wife shoots you in the face, she goes to jail for it. Not you.

PS – If you shoot your mom in the head, you better kill her. Its like Omar says in The Wire – You come at the king, you best not miss. I cannot even IMAGINE what would happen to me once my mom got home after I shot her in the head. She used to go in full bitch mode if I left dirty dishes in the sink. Imagine if I put a bullet in her head?