BOULDERA Longmont woman accused of grabbing and twisting a cab driver’s nipple in a drunken attack last week was charged Tuesday in Boulder County Court. Pepper Varga, 23, was charged with first-degree criminal trespassing, misdemeanor third-degree assault, obstruction of a peace officer, resisting arrest, and criminal mischief. She is scheduled to return to court on April 19 for a preliminary hearing on the felony charge, according to court records. Police arrested Varga on Wednesday after they were called to 225 E. Eighth Ave. on a report of a disturbance. Officers reported finding the cab driver near his car and Varga standing near a tree, where she took a swig of peppermint schnapps before approaching officers. The driver reported that he picked her up and drove her to the area, but she didn’t have the money to pay. He said she asked him to accompany her to an apartment and he started to walk with her, but she punched him in the abdomen on the way and then hit him with a can of iced tea as he turned to return to his car. Police report the cab driver said she followed him to the car, forced the door open, got on top of him, grabbed and twisted his nipple, and bit his shoulder. He reported she got out and punched the window and kicked the door before mounting the cab and standing on the roof, according to police reports. The man reported he was not badly hurt, but he was in pain from the “nipple twisting,” according to policereports.Policereport she struggled with officers who arrested her.

This poor son of a bitch cab driver. He probably had absolutely no idea what hit him. You know he was thinking he was gonna get his dick sucked. If some dread locked hippie says she can’t afford the ride but invites you into her apartment, you’re 100% expecting a blow task as payment. Next thing you know you get punched in the gut, clocked in the face, and as you try to flee the scene, you’re getting your nipples twisted off. That is straight up cold blooded. Punching him in the stomach and smashing his face with a can wasn’t enough. You had to follow this dude retreating with his tail between his legs and humiliate him even further. You should have given him a wedgie while you were at it. Maybe a noogie to top it all off.

Just vicious. I think the only punishment acceptable here is straight up eye for an eye, tit for a tit. This cab driver should get to titty twist this dirty hippie’s nipples until his heart’s content. No amount of a fine or community service or even jail time would satisfy a man who was just humiliated in the form of an ass kicking and titty twisting. The only acceptable way this bitch will understand the pain she caused is to feel it herself. She should be held down and titty twisted for 30 seconds. No more. Anything over 30 seconds is just inhumane.

PS – Seriously how big of a pussy do you have to be to let a chick titty twist you? Its the same thing as letting someone give you a wedgie. I dont care who is doing it or what the circumstances are, you just cannot allow that to happen.