Daily Mail - For any young girl, her teenage years can often be the hardest time in her life as well as the most memorable and fun. For 16-year old Nana, who recently found herself growing thick facial and body hair after undergoing a life-saving drug treatment, they’re becoming years she’d rather now spend alone, hiding in her room. Staring blankly before a camera, the Chinese girl, whose only first name has been given, shows off what has grown into a heavy beard and moustache as the unexpected product of a rare condition called hirsuitism. The doctor said that…it was very serious and without treatment [Nana] would die,’ her mother told China’s Zinhua news agency according to the Huffington Post.

Hey babe I hate to sound morbid but if I was a chick and Door #1 was death and Door #2 was looking like the Asian Teen Wolf, I’m strolling right through that first door.

Here’s my question though – why doesn’t she just fucking shave? I mean I know Italian girls rock some body hair that’s dark and harder than steel wool. They take care of that shit. Why can’t Nana? I mean, yea, you’ll still look like the Asian dude from Heroes but at least you won’t have birds nesting in that beard.

PS – I don’t even wanna imagine what this chick is like below the belt.