Fairplain, W.Va. — An unwanted sexual advance landed a Ripley woman in jail after she allegedly brandished a knife to get her “request” met. Jackson County Sheriff’s Deputy R. Mellinger responded to a possible domestic dispute at the I-77 Motor Inn last Friday. Upon arriving, Mellinger met Danny R. William, James A. Watson and Melissa L. Williams; Danny and Melissa are estranged spouses who live four doors down from each other within the I-77 Motor Inn. Mellinger stated he observed Melissa to be naked from the waist down, sitting in a living room chair, inside Danny’s apartment. Danny and Watson told Mellinger that Melissa came to the apartment intoxicated, asked each of them to perform a sexual act on her and took off her pants and underwear. Danny stated that he declined the invitation, however, Watson agreed he would perform at her request. The complaint states that as Watson approached Melissa, he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor and declined to precede any further. It was at this point Melissa allegedly produced a lock-back folding knife, pointed it at Danny and stated, “somebody is going to [eat my pussy] or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

Wait so the husband declined the offer to eat his wife’s pussy but the best friend just jumped right in?  Jeez with friends like that who needs enemies right?  Like that’s his fucking wife dude.  I don’t care if they are estranged or live four rooms apart at the 1-77 Motor Inn.  Keep your fucking mouth away from her stinky pussy asshole.

Anyway if this doesn’t serve as a wake up call for Melissa Williams I don’t know what will.  Like if you’ve got your own husband and his horny buddy drunk in a motel room at knifepoint with their lives in immediate danger and they still won’t eat your pussy, it’s probably time for some drastic action or at the very least a nice hot shower.   Like you’re on the open market sweetheart.   Nothing will drop your status with the eligible bachelors on the single’s scene faster than horrible vaginal odor.  Nothing.

PS-  After all the disgusting videos we’ve posted I don’t think I’ve ever been more queasy than reading a story with “horrible vaginal odor” in it.  Just thinking about this fat sloth spread eagle in a Motor Inn on the side of the highway with a bottle of Beam, Swiss Army Knife, and a stinky pussy.  Flat out disgusting.