Does This Look Like The Face Of A Woman Who Demanded That Her Husband And His Friend Eat Her Pussy At Knifepoint?
Fairplain, W.Va. — An unwanted sexual advance landed a Ripley woman in jail after she allegedly brandished a knife to get her “request” met. Jackson County Sheriff’s Deputy R. Mellinger responded to a possible domestic dispute at the I-77 Motor Inn last Friday. Upon arriving, Mellinger met Danny R. William, James A. Watson and Melissa L. Williams; Danny and Melissa are estranged spouses who live four doors down from each other within the I-77 Motor Inn. Mellinger stated he observed Melissa to be naked from the waist down, sitting in a living room chair, inside Danny’s apartment. Danny and Watson told Mellinger that Melissa came to the apartment intoxicated, asked each of them to perform a sexual act on her and took off her pants and underwear. Danny stated that he declined the invitation, however, Watson agreed he would perform at her request. The complaint states that as Watson approached Melissa, he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor and declined to precede any further. It was at this point Melissa allegedly produced a lock-back folding knife, pointed it at Danny and stated, “somebody is going to [eat my pussy] or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”
Wait so the husband declined the offer to eat his wife’s pussy but the best friend just jumped right in? Jeez with friends like that who needs enemies right? Like that’s his fucking wife dude. I don’t care if they are estranged or live four rooms apart at the 1-77 Motor Inn. Keep your fucking mouth away from her stinky pussy asshole.
Anyway if this doesn’t serve as a wake up call for Melissa Williams I don’t know what will. Like if you’ve got your own husband and his horny buddy drunk in a motel room at knifepoint with their lives in immediate danger and they still won’t eat your pussy, it’s probably time for some drastic action or at the very least a nice hot shower. Like you’re on the open market sweetheart. Nothing will drop your status with the eligible bachelors on the single’s scene faster than horrible vaginal odor. Nothing.
PS- After all the disgusting videos we’ve posted I don’t think I’ve ever been more queasy than reading a story with “horrible vaginal odor” in it. Just thinking about this fat sloth spread eagle in a Motor Inn on the side of the highway with a bottle of Beam, Swiss Army Knife, and a stinky pussy. Flat out disgusting.
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smelly pussy is an absolute dealbreaker whether you look like a sloth or sofia vergara
“Just thinking about this fat sloth spread eagle in a Motor Inn on the side of the highway with a bottle of Beam, Swiss Army Knife, and a stinky pussy. Flat out disgusting.”
Sounds like the most scary room in a haunted house you could ever create…..You could use this scenario in Saw 3D-2. I’d pick the sawing my own arm off first.. brutal.
She is probably a drop out from Simmons.
this is who john denver had in mind when he said mountain momma
“nothing will drop your status on the single’s scene faster than horrible vaginal odor” hahaha
you guys are on fire lately, kmarko and kfc > bs boston > everything > stoolala
Even if she had an assault rifle, you would have to go with jumping out a window or something. Nazz T
the husband knew the “risk”, the other guy didnt.
home team always has the advantage.
that photo pretty much matches exactly what i had envisioned in the story.
gah.
One of the most disgusting articles I have read here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zIDgPVg9HM&feature=related
I’m shocked that she had a smelly box.
i can’t believe this even made the news in West Virginia.
“Melissa Williams, 42, of Ripley was charged with domestic assault and brandishing”
I’m not too familiar with the West Virginia penal code, but I’m pretty sure if I forced some chick to lick my stank-ass sweaty balls at knifepoint I’d be locked up for full-on rape. Fuckin gender inequalities.
I would have ripped the knife out of her hands and slit my own throat.
They forgot to mention, they are all family.
i disagree. the friend was taking a bullet for the husband, just tryin to do the guy a solid.
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