Does This Look Like The Face Of A Woman Who Had Sex With A 13 Year Old Boy Twice A Week For Two Years?
Lilbourn, MO – Melissa Eaton, a 48-year-old Missouri woman was jailed after she allegedly had sex with a 13-year-old boy (twice a week) for nearly two years. According to police, Eaton began a sexual relationship with a 13-year-old boy in April 201o and continued having sex with the boy – twice a week – until February 2012. An investigation was launched after juvenile authorities contacted police about the alleged relationship. Eaten was booked into the New Madrid County Jail and charged with multiple counts of statutory rape and sodomy.
Buzz, your girlfriend! Woof! This bitch looks like Bowser from Mario Brothers. I wouldn’t be surprised if she had a spiked turtle shell on her back and threw hammers at people.
The bad news for this 13 year old boy is that you had sex over 200 times with literally the ugliest woman in the history of existence. The good news is that sex can only go up from here. You started your sexual career at a very early age, and you did so in the worst fashion imaginable. You could have sex with a warthog next and it would still be a step up from this disaster of a human. I guess the real question is, if you were 13 years old, do you think you would have fucked Melissa Eaton? I mean I can remember trying to put my dick in the vacuum hose when I was that age I was so freakin horny. I would have put my dick in just about anything that would have gotten my rocks off. But even I don’t think I could have fucked this beast. Not even once. Let alone twice a week for 2 years.
I bet shes a squirter
Snailtrail made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.
A .. KFC
she squirts gravy
This bros mustache is looking tight! What’s he use Conair i-Stubble?
I know I’m announcing my nerdiness here, but I don’t remember Bowser throwing hammers.
Throw the book at her. When it comes to sentencing for chicks who sleep with underaged kids, the judge should totally take into consideration the woman’s hotness (or lack thereof). Deb Lafave gets a stern talking to by the judge. Mary Kay Letourneau might get probabtion or house arrest. This slob gets life without the possibility of parole.
I hope she wore a condom.
Looks like the bully kid the Creepshow movie. Yikes this is clearly rape by a man on what has to be a blind 13 year old
For Christsakes she has a moustache. You sure this isn’t a picture of the 13 year old and he’s retarded????
so I have to be the first person to touch on the fact that her last name is Eaton?
I read Bowser and lost it
Bitch looks like Bowser could be on the the greatest quotes of all time!!! LMFAO
A+++ blog, Holy shit im in tears from this article; im reading this on my lunch break and had to scroll down enough to not see this mammoths face just so I could continue my lunch without regurgitating it
That’s no woman… that’s Louie Anderson after a bender wearing a wig.
maybe the kid IS the warthog.
this wont help rob ryan’s case to be a head coach
KFC youve been killing it lately. I’m crying
I thought John Candy was dead.
Damn you Doyle Brunson^^ beat me to it. “The name’s Buck Melanoma, Moley Russell’s wart”
imagine this beast procreating with Don Vito? kid would have type 7 diabetes by his 1st trimester
Hugo from Lost?
Cant believe he was 13 for two years
Is she getting ready to sneeze in that mug shot or is she just exhausted from having to breath all day long?
Id funnel a grape four look out of her asshole for sure.
loko*
i just threw up out of my eye sockets.
b money – haha
imagine the smell of that swamp donkey’s puss
no point in jailingher. let the diabetes do its thing.
Yep dead (no pun intended) ringer for John Candy. And those aren’t pillows my friend.
in missouri she is like a solid seven tho. we have to take that into account…… no?
should have ended the title after woman