Huff Po - Should have listened to Mr. Miyagi: “Fighting always last answer to problem.” A South Carolina woman slapped and tried to bite cops on Tuesday, CBS Charlotte reported. Tracey McSwain Smith, 40, allegedly told an officer she was the “Karate Kid” before assaulting her. Deputies say Smith’s sister called authorities to get medical attention for her after Smith allegedly used methamphetamine and huffed gasoline. When they asked for her name, Smith reportedly held up her arms and one leg, claiming to be Mr. Myagi’s protegée. The Associated Press reports that Smith then slapped a deputy, breaking her sunglasses, and then tried to bite another officer. The deputies shocked her with a Taser twice before she was taken down and arrested. Smith allegedly admitted that she’d used meth. She was held on charges including assault and battery.

Was there a bigger travesty in the history of cinema than when they made The Next Karate Kid with that horse faced bitch Hillary Swank? What a goddam disaster that was. Karate Kid I and II was one of the greatest sequel series ever. Karate Kid III started to fall off, but Terry Silver was a pretty scary villain. That scene where Daniel has to kick the mannequin made out of solid wood was pretty harrowing. But along comes the feminist movement and some jackass producer that wants to make some more money and they make the 4th installment with a chick. It was bad enough we desecrated the legacy of Daniel Larusso with horse face Swank, but fast forward almost 20 years and now we got women running around on Meth claiming to be the Karate Kid. Bullshit. I wish the police grabbed her leg during that crane kick and lowered an elbow on her knee. Wish they swept the leg. Wish they GOT HER A BODY BAG! Rid the world of another meth tweaker and yet another woman trying to call herself the Karate Kid