Does This Look Like The Face Of A Woman Who Would Drive Drunk With 3 Children In The Car?
Blippit – Mary Elizabeth Torres, a mom in Ohio, was arrested for driving with an alcohol level three times over the legal limit. To make matters worse, she had her 3-year-old son, 6-year-old son and her 6-year-old niece in the car and none of them were wearing seat belts. The police report states, “Torres practically fell to the ground when officers asked her to step out of the vehicle. She admitted to downing four shots a half an hour before getting behind the wheel with the children in her care.”
C’mon coppers. How can you be mad at a face like that? She’s obviously sorry. And if the face doesnt do it for you how about that lopsided boob that seems to be encroaching the SHIT out of the one on her left? At least take pity on her for that whole situation.
Last Name, Torres, First Name, Criminal – Drake
kitty?
That bitch is BARBARIC looking
bet she can’t shotgun 16 beers in 5 minutes though
yes it does look like the face of a bitch who would drunk drive with her kids
i could punch a bitch like that in the face until she died.
To answer the questions KFC, simply, YES!
She looks like she’s still nursing and having a tough time getting rid of the baby weight. I’d titty fuck her and drop a batch on her chin.
KFC, where’s the rest of the blog?
610 you are in IT, i mean, your company’s network must be down a lot, since you are just playing around the net all day and dabbling in blogging every 30 post or so about Hockey
» GabeKaplersNutSac said: { Jul 29, 2010 – 03:07:03 }
The only thing she’s nursing is a hangover. Fucking bitch looked like she combed her hair with a pack of firecrackers. She should be executed
since when did the good ol USA allow wookies to drive?
IT project management, homie. We hire guys like you for Help Desk while I over-exaggerate project deadlines & get praised for wrapping up early. And my network is indestructible. It was built to perfection to allow me to dick around all day.
How’s your headset? Comfortable?
That chick’s rack looks like lemons stuffed in tube socks. I’d box ‘em around.
610 is the IT guy who just came into my office and said my brooklyn decker tit display for a screensaver was not acceptable………and then he pushed up his glasses while he got back on his i phone and chatted about the latest world of warcraft strategies
610, nice, i figured you would be a better blogger with all that time on your hands, guess not, stick to getting dick in your face during the day
BTW headset is awesome, its collect dust, i have staff that picks up for me, i only use it to call into the powerhour, this time can you pick up the phone like Kmarko and not fuck up and then blame me, thanks
My screensaver: http://jimscrib.de/wordpress/tight-jeans/
I didn’t know Michelle Obama was from Ohio…..
BlackDude I’d go back and forth with you but you gotta at least try to make sense.
610 yeah next time i will give a shit and actually spell and grammar check my shit sonny, but i doubt it
610 i guarantee you got the screen saver with those flying toasters and you bog down the nextwork trying to make them go faster than all your other IT schelps
If I knew what flying toaster screen saver you were talking about I’d be all over it. I’d undoubtedly carve out a nice chunk of bandwidth just for them.
rumor out there is Hulk Hogan is dead….suicide
^^ no fucking way
What a surprise! Another post turns into an off-topic pissing match. Fuckers.
no doubt 610, no doubt
The wife marrying the pool boy finally put him over the edge I bet.
610, we are still friends right? i was kind of harsh and didnt mean it
yea if its true, thats what did it
i think she needs to have here roots re-highlighted
also Nick2445 is easily the most annoying commenter here
whats with the personal vendetta? ..so i got a little carried away on one post
your a new yorker aren’t you..i hate new yorkers
Just a hunch but I don’t think Chutley (Ch-Utley) is a New Yorker. Unless i’m way off on his commenter name.
o god, hes from south philly isn’t he. even worse. i might need to hide my kids. its like fuckin jersey shore meets scareface down there, with a little bit of the godfather thrown in
good job ryrob way to use your noggin’
and yes nick i am from philly, you know the city with the rotation of roy halladay, roy oswalt, and cole hamels boyyyyyyyy
lester, beckett, bucholz, lackey and dice-k is fine by me.
plus ever our AAA guys ‘bomb fuckers’ up here >> http://bit.ly/coxqhu
*even
@ Chutley:
H20 about to get nasty up in this bitch. Nickname patent pending ryrob inc.
She looks like KFC’s mom.
Someone is a sad penguin